From the Globe:


Brave but stupid?


John Smolz, a pitcher for the Atlanta Braves, once tried to iron his own shirt while he was wearing it, writes Bruce Felton in What Were They Thinking: Really Bad Ideas Throughout History.  The major leaquer received second degree burns. 

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  1. Anonymous

    Did you hear the one about the businessman and the train?
    This businessman gets out of his car near some railroad tracks because he’s on a really stressful, important call.  Well he walks right out onto the tracks, but there’s a train coming right? 
    So the conductor starts blowing his whistle to try and get the guy to move, but the guy just turns and looks at the train for a second and plugs up his ear.  The guy was killed.
    Haha.  What a dipshit.

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